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THE MINISTRY OF DISSENT Dossier 00
OFFICE OF UNAUTHORIZED EXPRESSION DISSENTING SINCE 1984

THEMINISTRY OF DISSENT

APPAREL FOR THE NONCOMPLIANT.

Original clothing for private citizens with public opinions. Issued without permission.

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01 / PRIORITY CIRCULATION

FIELD-ISSUED APPAREL

Selected releases from across Ministry departments.

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FILE 84–01 $24.99
PRIORITY CIRCULATION

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING

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FILE 84–02 $24.99
PRIORITY CIRCULATION

Abbey Patrol

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FILE 84–03 $24.99
PRIORITY CIRCULATION

I Don’t Take Medical Advice From Epstein’s Friends

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FILE 84–04 $24.99
PRIORITY CIRCULATION

Goolag

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SURVEILLANCE IS NOT SECURITY✦ NOTHING TO HIDE // EVERYTHING TO LOSE✦ YOUR FILE IS CURRENTLY BEING UPDATED✦ CONSENT STATUS // NOT FOUND✦ OFFICIALLY UNAPPROVED✦ CAMERAS ONLINE // SECURITY OFFLINE✦ MOL THOUGHTCRIME DIVISION CLOSED INDEFINITELY✦ PLEASE REMAIN CALM // YOU ARE ALWAYS BEING RECORDED✦ ONLY THE SHEEP REQUIRE A FLOCK✦ WELCOME TO 1984 // 15 MINUTES OF ANONYMITY STARTS SOON✦ NON-COMPLIANCE IS COMPLIANCE✦

02 / PUBLIC NOTICE

YOU ARE FREE TO WEAR THE APPROVED UNIFORM.

We make clothing for people who notice the camera, question the headline, remember the last official story, and laugh anyway.

No parties. No purity tests. Just original artwork, dark humor, and the increasingly radical belief that a private citizen is still entitled to a private life.

03 / CLASSIFIED BY SUBJECT

CHOOSE YOUR
DEPARTMENT

Browse by subject. New designs will be added as they are ready.

01 DEPARTMENT / CIVIC AFFAIRS SOCIAL
COMMENTARY Satire, surveillance, bureaucracy, media, culture, and modern nonsense. 04 PRODUCTS ON FILE 02 DEPARTMENT / FIELD WAR &
PEACE Military and veteran culture, firearms, and the outdoors. 04 PRODUCTS ON FILE 03 DEPARTMENT / SUPPLY STANDARD
ISSUE MOD-branded shirts, hats, accessories, and other Ministry merchandise. 01 PRODUCTS ON FILE
ALL SHOP ALL // COMPLETE CATALOG Every design currently in circulation. OPEN ALL PRODUCT FILES

04 / ONGOING REPORT

PERMANENT
RECORD

An ongoing news series about surveillance cameras, private databases, data centers, and what happens when ordinary movement becomes a permanent record.

01

Seen. Logged. Shared.

Your daily commute should not become a permanent record.

02

Private Citizen / Public Database

Being in public is not the same as belonging to the public.

03

Reasonable Suspicion Sold Separately

No warrant. No conversation. Just a camera, a database, and another entry in your file.

PUBLICATION STATUS ACTIVE FILE // NEW REPORTS ADDED REGULARLY

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05 / CURRENTLY IN CIRCULATION

LATEST
FILES

The latest reports currently in circulation.

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From Street Camera to Data Center FILE 01
JULY FILE

From Street Camera to Data Center

The camera collects the observation. Cloud infrastructure gives it memory, search tools, and connections to other systems.

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Axon Fleet 3: When a Patrol Car Becomes a Plate Reader FILE 02
JUNE FILE

Axon Fleet 3: When a Patrol Car Becomes a Plate Reader

How Axon Fleet 3 reads plates from a moving patrol vehicle, generates alerts, and connects records to an evidence platform.

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Flock Safety Cameras and the 30-Day Question FILE 03
MAY FILE

Flock Safety Cameras and the 30-Day Question

What Flock Safety cameras collect, how 30-day retention works, and which privacy decisions remain in local hands.

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06 / VOLUNTARY DISCLOSURE

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