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Your daily commute should not become a permanent record.
OFFICE OF UNAUTHORIZED EXPRESSION
DISSENTING SINCE 1984
THEMINISTRY OF DISSENT
APPAREL FOR THE NONCOMPLIANT.
Original clothing for private citizens with public opinions. Issued without permission.
01 / PRIORITY CIRCULATION
FIELD-ISSUED APPAREL
Selected releases from across Ministry departments.
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PRIORITY CIRCULATION
I Don’t Take Medical Advice From Epstein’s Friends
PRIORITY CIRCULATION
Abbey Patrol
PRIORITY CIRCULATION
The Media Is the Virus
PRIORITY CIRCULATION
Goolag
WELCOME TO 1984✦
YOUR FILE HAS BEEN UPDATED✦
PRIVACY IS NOT SUSPICIOUS✦
OFFICIALLY UNAPPROVED✦
WELCOME TO 1984✦
YOUR FILE HAS BEEN UPDATED✦
PRIVACY IS NOT SUSPICIOUS✦
OFFICIALLY UNAPPROVED
02 / PUBLIC NOTICE
YOU ARE FREE TO WEAR THE APPROVED UNIFORM.
We make clothing for people who notice the camera, question the headline, remember the last official story, and laugh anyway.
No parties. No purity tests. Just original artwork, dark humor, and the increasingly radical belief that a private citizen is still entitled to a private life.
03 / CLASSIFIED BY SUBJECT
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DEPARTMENT / FIELD
FIREARMS
& FIELD Range culture, gear, firearms humor, and the armed-citizen point of view. 01 PRODUCTS ON FILE 02 DEPARTMENT / SERVICE MILITARY
& VETERANS Military culture, unit life, veteran humor, and designs made for those who served. 01 PRODUCTS ON FILE 03 DEPARTMENT / CIVIC POLITICAL
COMMENTARY Surveillance, bureaucracy, public health, headlines, free expression, and cultural absurdity. 04 PRODUCTS ON FILE
& FIELD Range culture, gear, firearms humor, and the armed-citizen point of view. 01 PRODUCTS ON FILE 02 DEPARTMENT / SERVICE MILITARY
& VETERANS Military culture, unit life, veteran humor, and designs made for those who served. 01 PRODUCTS ON FILE 03 DEPARTMENT / CIVIC POLITICAL
COMMENTARY Surveillance, bureaucracy, public health, headlines, free expression, and cultural absurdity. 04 PRODUCTS ON FILE
04 / UPCOMING RELEASE
PERMANENT
RECORD
Coming soon: a new apparel release about surveillance cameras, private databases, and what happens when ordinary movement becomes a permanent record.
Private Citizen / Public Database
Being in public is not the same as belonging to the public.
Reasonable Suspicion Sold Separately
No warrant. No conversation. Just a camera, a database, and another entry in your file.
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